Tobin Shalim
Eclipse Industrials
Quantum Forge
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Posted - 2010.01.01 04:38:00 -
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1. What is your name?
NotAJitaScammer
2. What is your favourite colour?
The color of isk.
3. How does selling an asset affect the balance sheet?
Since I will be in EBANK, it doesn't as I just won't report it and keep the profits for myself.
4. Why would you like to join EBANK?
To steal scam plunder run the biggest bank in Eve for no personal gain and to promote the best name for myself and this venture possible and provide the returns that our loyal customers expect of us.
5. What position(s) are you applying for?
Whatever allows me to steal scam make the most isk from my honest venture in helping to run this bank. I am totally trustworthy enough to accept deposits and do not require any background check whatsoever as I'm totally not a Ricdic alt. I swear. No API checks needed either, since I'm telling you I'm honest.
6. What makes you qualified to assume that role(s)?
I've never ran a virtual bank before, but I'm sure I can hammer it out in the process and balance the books as I go.
7. Do you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct?
Of course. Except when it conflicts with what I choose to do when I plunder the bank myself.
8. How many hours per week do you realistically expect to commit to your EBANK duties?
As little as possible while taking as much as the hardest working individual.
9. What was your initial reaction upon hearing of the EBANK deficit? Has your opinion changed since then?
I realized that while the deficit means that I could waltz in and assume CEOship of EBANK with no background in the bank itself and totally scam the entire investorship I promise that that won't be the case. My opinion hasn't changed when I consider how much I can scam from all the investors by delaying upon returning isk and jacking them around on the Eve-O forums.
10. Can banking in EVE exist without regulation or insurance?
I would hope so, or else I wouldn't be able to scam a trillion isk from the bank.
11. Describe a particular instance in your life where you have had to work closely with others; detailing the successes, failures and any issues you encountered.
None. I usually waltz in, take over, and lock out everyone else so that only I run things and then don't become answerable to those that I promised I would be to.
12. Would you rather have 1b ISK now, or 1 ISK that doubles every day over the next month?
I'd rather just be CEO so I can have a trillion.
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 Originally by: Gierling
Tech III is going to be "Fully modular" until someone crams the "EW Bonus" modules together with the "8 Midslots" modules...
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